February 2010
Just finished ME2 885/1000. Fucking amazing game. Have to play through it again 3 or 4 more times just because. :D
January 2010
“The pledge who spoke to The Star-Ledger did so on condition of anonymity, saying...”
– From a New Jersey Website that apparently doesn’t understand the concept of total anonymity.
Fuck. All I know is if a woman is crying in my ear upset, it had better goddamn well be for something I did.
Rage Post
Fuck incompetent fucking people working a fucking job where it deals with letting people know if their fucking cancer is coming back and letting their fucking work fall on me. Do your fucking job right the first time, assholes.
I am sick and fucking tired of people up here trying to shift responsibility and blame around so they’re not the ones getting in trouble for anything. Do your goddamn...
Edward Cullen Gets Penis'd
penisd:
OH MY GAGA, UTERUS, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?
(via hesnotinterested)
Collaborate and listen?
Real Life Is No Cool.
mariecriedwolf:
amandatague:
cornet:
THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE YOU COOL
drinking
smoking weed
“rolling”/”trippin balls”/”being skeeted”
blues/xanax/pills in general
cigarettes, idc what kind you smoke
making out with guys
making out with girls
pictures making out with either sex
threesomes
giving/receiving “head” or oral sex
sleeping with x people
breaking x hearts
clubbing
having...
Tim Rogers' review of FFXII →
tiff:
Golly, this was a great read (I dare you to read it all)
I know what I’m doing for the next “x” minutes.
Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island... →
I fucking <3 the onion.
Is it just me, or does everyone read what I post here in Master Shake’s voice?
Sitting five feet behind my receptionist, and having a wall block me from view so I can hear what people are saying when they think it’s just her up there, has really given me an interesting perspective on just how flipping RUDE people are. I mean, I know it’s their movie, and if this no-good bit player doesn’t get things exactly the way they need it to be for it to be easiest on...
Gremlins 3D movie in the works?!
kacogames:
[via allieiswired]
According to MarketSaw, which cites a “top source”, the movie “is in the early stages with still lots of hurdles to pass, but it is being developed. This is not a 3D conversion of the original to be clear.”
AMAZING news! I hope it happens!
Do. Not. Want. Leave my last memories of the Gremlins singing “New York, New York” and then dying horribly...
Drunkcast Episode 19: Avant-Garde
greglockwood:
item40:
drunkcast:
Hello everybody! Drunkcast is finally back from our month-long sabbatical to find Christ. He wouldn’t answer our calls, and our letters kept coming back ‘Return to Sender’, so we just decided it was time to reunite and get this show back on the road.
As you might notice, we’ve moved! We decided that in order to expand our listener base (from 3 to...
Private Pyle Gets Penis'd
penisd:
“To honor Conan O’Brien’s last show, I’m going to do what millions of you did the...”
– michael ian black (via kayfabe) (via ronworkman)
