October 2010
Bleh Reviews Things: Enslaved
A few weeks ago I downloaded a demo onto my Xbox 360 from my television a demo of a game that I had heard about, seen, and had no interest in previously, entitled Enslaved. I played through it, enjoyed it enough to have my video game weenie get excited about it, and ended up getting it and playing through it last week. Here, in this paragraph, I will introduce to you a review of said Enslaved game, and why maybe you should buy it right now or maybe you should leave it on the shelf until it comes way down in price and then pick it up for the super cheap because of reasons. Hit the jump to find out.
This is a horrible review why would anyone post something like this?
http://nicolesserenity.tumblr.com/post/1386570904
“I just died a little bit.”
(Thanks http://venusatpeace.tumblr.com/)
How’s that “finite lifespan” battle going to work out for ya?
Breaking News --
A tornado has been spotted in the Dallas/Fort Worth area..
everyone is urged to go to Cowboys’ Stadium in Arlington…
no chance of a touchdown there…
Clever, aren’t you? Personally I would’ve gone with “There’s plenty of sunlight on the field because some genius decided that an east/west orientation for the windows wouldn’t affect the game any how because they’re only going to play national night games because they must be the best team ever, c’mon Skeletor has thrown money at this thing” over the “no chance of touchdown” regardless of the fact that even Kitna threw two touchdown passes, but HEY WHATEVER IT’S YOUR JOKE.
