December 2010
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my name is bella. bella swan. here’s what stephenie didn’t tell you. it’s super-duper-important.
on the morning after it rained, it was rainy outside and i frowned at it being so rainy all the time. i chuckled to myself, darn weather! i stared at the rain outside, which is where they usually keep the rain. there was never any rain in phoenix. i love phoenix. i hate rain.
i tripped over a large air pocket on my bedroom floor and bashed my skull into the corner of my bookcase, which had three shelves and was faux wood veneer. after i applied cold compresses and stanched most of the bleeding, i drove to school, but they must have moved the school building across town. i chuckled to myself, darn school moving people!
Lie To Me
is pretty much the worst tv show I’ve ever seen. They could call it “let’s stare at people’s faces for an hour and try and figure out the twist” and it would be spot on.
Can’t stop watching for some reason, though.
Lie To Me
is pretty much the worst tv show I’ve ever seen. They could call it “let’s stare at people’s faces for an hour and try and figure out the twist” and it would be spot on.
Can’t stop watching for some reason, though.
Playing through Dead Space again...
Just to see if I like it as much as I remembered. After playing the demo for Dead Space 2 I needed to see if I was hallucinating that I enjoyed the first one or if I really did enjoy it.
So far, the results are mixed. It has a stupid story, the enemies are ridiculous and cheap, and the scares are minimal. Seriously, this game tries to be scary like a six year old child, hiding in the dark and banging pots and pans RIGHT BEEEHIIIIIND YOOOUUUUUU. If this game makes you cringe and run in fright you need to have your man card revoked. Just remember, ten to one that noise is RIGHT BEEEHIIIIIIND YOOOUUUU, because that’s where half the monster closets are. And don’t get me started on the ridiculousness of the “story.”
“Isaac, we’re going to need you to go to the other side of the ship to hit this button, as we’re stuck in these safe spots and don’t want to get hurt. I don’t care if I’m the security chief and you’re the engineer with only one small weapon, I need to protect myself for marriage.”
On the other hand, it controls really tight (like your mother), has sufficient growth of character (just like your mother), and it is pretty fun to chop the legs off of a monster and see it crawl towards you desperately (once again, like your mother. Have you called yours lately?).
So, yeah. Having fun with it, even though it’s retarded.
Playing through Dead Space again...
Just to see if I like it as much as I remembered. After playing the demo for Dead Space 2 I needed to see if I was hallucinating that I enjoyed the first one or if I really did enjoy it.
So far, the results are mixed. It has a stupid story, the enemies are ridiculous and cheap, and the scares are minimal. Seriously, this game tries to be scary like a six year old child, hiding in the dark and banging pots and pans RIGHT BEEEHIIIIIND YOOOUUUUUU. If this game makes you cringe and run in fright you need to have your man card revoked. Just remember, ten to one that noise is RIGHT BEEEHIIIIIIND YOOOUUUU, because that’s where half the monster closets are. And don’t get me started on the ridiculousness of the “story.”
“Isaac, we’re going to need you to go to the other side of the ship to hit this button, as we’re stuck in these safe spots and don’t want to get hurt. I don’t care if I’m the security chief and you’re the engineer with only one small weapon, I need to protect myself for marriage.”
On the other hand, it controls really tight (like your mother), has sufficient growth of character (just like your mother), and it is pretty fun to chop the legs off of a monster and see it crawl towards you desperately (once again, like your mother. Have you called yours lately?).
So, yeah. Having fun with it, even though it’s retarded.
I'd rather be playing Infinity Blade
or Rock Band 3, or Fable 3, or take down the christmas tree and vacuum, or DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue, or Tales of Vesparia, or Fallout: New Vegas, or Dead Space, or really doing anything besides working right now.
That, or I’ll have the Doctor Who Christmas Special and Catfish waiting for me when I get home too.
Really, anything besides sitting here “working.”
Hey cobber! Merry Christmas for you! =]
And a merry christmas for you aswell!
Hey cobber! Merry Christmas for you! =]
And a merry christmas for you aswell!
