Vuvuzelas for BP →
(via The Daily What)
STFU, Tea baggers!: the definition of a liberal,... →
a few weeks ago, i was on the tea party facebook, and this guy whose name i did not write down had posted a few very long pieces of writing that he said were ‘the definitions of liberals.’ there was no way to screen grab these, so i had to just copy and paste the text into a word document. i… This makes my head asplode.
Johnny Depp Starring in Big Screen Doctor Who... →
unknownskywalker: Sources are reporting that a big screen version of Doctor Who, written by former showrunner Russell T. Davies, is slated for release in 2012. Those same sources are also reporting that Johnny Depp has been confirmed in the iconic role of The Doctor. Read more → Please, no! I hope this is just a rumor. This has to be a fake. Depp? come one! he’s not even British. ...
Blood Meridian the movie? Please don’t ever, EVER let this happen. That book stands by itself very well and doesn’t need to be ruined by Hollywood. Besides, it’s kind of a fucked up book, you’d think they’d looked into it first. Oh, wait, no, right, they would have ruined the ending, too.
Free Audiobook from Audible!
jeffsocean: From now until July 2, 2010 Audible is giving away one free audiobook! Just go and pick the book you want from the list of 45+ ones available! I recommend: I am Legend by Richard Matheson - The best vampire story very told! Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay The Time Travelers Wife by Audrey Niffenegger Download your book here: https://www.audible.com/summer Free things are...
Fun Exchange I Heard Today
Patient: “One of your people picked me up.”
Receptionist: “Who, one of the people from Baylor?”
Patient: “No, a colored person.”
Receptionist: “Did they pick you up in a little yellow bus?”
Patient: “No, it was white.”
Just got an e-mail from my boss saying that we all need to take “Customer Service” training classes. Customer. Fucking. Service. I work at a cancer center, so apparently this means that we now no longer have cancer “patients,” but cancer “customers” that need to be shopping around for the health care that they can afford. This kind of makes me sick to my...
Dear Ron Workmeng
You’re not my mom! Thank you, bleh
If you’d like me to continue visiting your website for “news,” in which I use the word news sparingly because 90% of your “news” isn’t really news at all but links to your sister sites and opinion eds, but I digress, if you’d like for me to continue to use your site STOP WITH THE FUCKING AUTO EXPANDING ADS THAT PUSH YOUR SITE DOWN SO THAT THE AD GETS SEEN...
I've had this channel on for at least a week now. →
Help me. I can’t stop on my own.
Goddammit Dr Who
I don’t understand how you’ve gone and got consistently better every fucking episode this year from all the great episodes of the last few years but brav-fucking-o. Consider me hooked.