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Blehpresents: Super Tips for Super Times for the...
The Super Bowl. Three words that go together so well that I don’t know if I can legally use them here for fear of being sued by the NFL. Whatever. If they ask I’m using some kind of crazy acronym or something. Anyway, THE SUPER BOWL. For the first time in the history of ever and everything, unless it happened already in the last universe of which I wouldn’t know because...
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Funny Things People Have Said To Me
“You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to not be silent, everything you say can be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I explained them to you?”
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Hi, New Followers!
I’ve reached a milestone follower number, at least until the spammers are taken away or the most recent followers realize that I’m completely full of shit, so I figured right now would be a good time to do a little mini-introduction of myself, as well as things that I like, and do, often, such as misuse commas, and things. I like for other people to take long walks on the beach,...
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Soup: ElBaradei Now Under House Arrest →
aatombomb: Egyptian security officials say Nobel Peace laureate Mohamed ElBaradei is under house arrest, the AP reported. Police stationed outside his suburban Cairo home told him he cannot leave the house after he joined tens of thousands of protesters in the capital Friday. Earlier,…
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I don't know what this is →
but I’ve been watching it for ten minutes now.
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Putting your iPod on shuffle and having to...
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Should I go down to Austin this weekend?
Or should I just hang around Dallas and make love to my or possibly someone else’s hand? (Editor’s note: It wouldn’t actually be someone else’s hand, I would just sit on one hand until it went to sleep.)
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