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April 2011

Dear Internet,

Tomorrow is April first, better known as April Fool’s Day. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good and righteous in this world do me a favor.

Don’t.

Just… don’t.

You are not as clever or funny as you think you are. 

Seriously.

Love,

bleh

Mar 31, 20119 notes
#no really #just don't do it

March 2011

Mar 31, 20112 notes
Ruff 'N' Tumbl: I'm going to make a Tumblr → kif.tumblr.com

kif:

Where all I post is screenshots of movies or TV shows with a single line of dialogue that completely spoils said movie/TV show.

At this point it’s just a badge of honour, right? “Oh I’ve seen that film before! Better reblog and like to prove how media-focused my life is”. It’s cute every now and…

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

Mar 31, 20114 notes
#no but really I agree #I'm just an asshole #and I hate tazar too
Mar 31, 2011535 notes
Play Nintendo Dot Org → playnintendo.org

Welp, goodbye day.

Mar 31, 20114 notes
Mar 31, 20112 notes
#justin bieber's head photoshopped on things
Mar 31, 2011-1 notes
#haaaaaaaaaaa #man I'm bored
Mar 31, 20114 notes
#it's the end of the world #or maybe not
Surge in Satanism sparks rise in demand for exorcists, says Catholic Church → telegraph.co.uk

“Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.

He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See. He said Pope Benedict XVI believed “wholeheartedly” in the practice of exorcism.”

Yes. Satan is the reason pedophiles have been moved about from church to church and protected by their superiors for so many years. Satan. Not the church cover-ups.

Give me a fucking break. 

And, please, stupid people, get off the fucking internet. Don’t believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark, saving all your food stamps and burning down a trailer park 

yo

cut it

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me

Mar 31, 2011-1 notes
#stupid church #and now for something completely different
Mar 31, 20111 note
#beer spa #either that or lots of pee
Mar 31, 20119 notes
#just... no
Mar 31, 2011154 notes
Play
Mar 30, 201125 notes
Mar 30, 20114 notes
#GPOY #no kitty #I'm trying to internet
Mar 30, 2011224 notes
Mar 30, 20114 notes
#this show looks terrible
Play
Mar 30, 20112 notes
#mc frontalot
Mar 30, 201111 notes
#cannibal the musical
Mar 30, 20114 notes
fag

See? 

Mar 30, 20113 notes
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