Because, Why Not? Podcast is back bitches! Episode 16 all up in ya!
We have lost a dear friend of the podcast, Jermaine is no longer with us. And by lost we mean we cant find him anywhere. He wandered off into the Everglades and I’ll be damned if I’m going in there to pull his ass out! Bros before hoes and all that but there are alligators and anacondas all up in that bitch so, love ya man, but good luck cause I aint even gonna try!
Anyhow we are back and with us this week is Muno who will be joining the crew from this day forth! Welcome Muno and as always we have the regular assholes you’ve already come to know and love returning in the form of other white guy Blehman, and our resident homosexual, Port! She loves the pussy! But don’t we all?
We be talking bout games and movies and all kinds of other bullshit this week for our triumphant return and as per usual it is completely NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the ride as we come to you in super hi-fi mono so you can now listen in one earphone and still pretend you are paying attention to the assholes talking to you in the office without them being any wiser!
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PLAY AT HOME EDITION SHOW NOTES:
LEGO R2D2 IS SO CUTE!!!
MICHEAL BAY SET TO RUIN NINJA TURTLES
GANDOLF WONT LET THEM PASS!
VIDEO GAME RUMORS: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM HARLEY QUINN DLC
KINEST STAR WARS SUCKS. TELL US SOMETHING WE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW
MY I FORCE THIS IN YOU..ER UM, MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU..I MEAN…
SHOOT SPACE MENS TO THE MOON WITH MUCH FUEL
SONIC CANCER GENE THINGY FOR SMART PEOPLE
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THEN TO CLICK THIS LINK
OH JAPANESE PEOPLE, YOU SO CRAZY!!!
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 2 Episode 7 “Al al uh al uh alcohol!”
Jermaine is back and he’s brought the booze to get the party started!
You may not know it, but everybody on the podcast is always drunk but me and in this episode, it really shows! Horrible fake Australian accents and even worse demos are discussed this episode. How do we feel about the yearly cycle of video games, tune in and find out how we feel about yearly released game franchises and their effect on the future of gaming.
We have some hot sports opinions to share along with the usual nonsense we bring each week so strap on them headphones and get ready cause its gonna be a bumpy ride!
“Sweet bobbin afro!”
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BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST show notes play at home edition:
ALL DEAD MORMONS ARE NOW GAY!!!!
PINBALL PIONEER DIES, GAMING LOST A LUMINARY
SUPER NINTENDO GAMES ARE STILL BEING PUBLISHED? AWESOME!
CHECK YOUR EYES THE GALAXY EXPRESS WAY!
BILL MURRAY IS NOT GOING TO BE IN GHOSTBUSTERS!
NEW AVENGERS TRAILER
GOTHAM GASLIGHT: THE GAME THAT NEVER WAS!!!
THE GOVERNOR IS NOT GOING TO BE MERLE
GORILLAZ HAS A NEW VIDEO TO SELL SHOES….or something?
I in no way endorse this podcast or encourage anyone to listen to it.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E5 “Port Wants To Fuck Natalie Portman, But Then Again, Don’t We All?”
Hey everybody its Dr. Nick Riviera here for the B,WN? Podcast! I took off on the road this week cause Chief Wiggum wants to talk to me about some possibly illegal organ transplants, and things in Springfield were getting a little too hot to stick around!
I dropped by the B,WN? studio to listen in on all the Tom Foolery that was taking place and oh boy was I not disappointed!
This week the crew gets together and shoots the shit about some games demos on the XBOX360 (RAYMAN Origins, SONIC Generations) as well as discussing the finer points of some movie trailers that showed their faces at the Super Bowl. Also “Mikes Thing” is something that I could not have seen coming in a million years…oh good Grodd, brace yourself cause this is going to be a bumpy ride!
We also find out that Port apparently hates Chinese people in this episode! Okay, she doesn’t hate them, but when they get blown up she cant help but laugh cause she’s a horrible person.
Put on those fucking headphones cause we are about to get RAW, like Eddie Murphy style RAW up in this bitch, and if people get offended cause they hear the shit we are saying coming out of your car or your iphone or whatever, don’t come cryin to us that you got you ass beat!
If you would like to listen to this episode on the go, click [here] to download the mp3 version and put this sucker on your iphone, your android or your roxio music jammer with 128 megs of ear pounding storage!
BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast Play At Home Edition!:
Chinese Man Attacked By Sewer Cover
Psychonauts 2? NERDGASM!!!!
Avengers Assemble Trailer!
Port Imagines Using Portals As Dildos…NOW THAT’S THINKING WITH PORTALS!
STAR WARS TV Show? Twillek Tits Or It Didn’t Happen
Geeks Of Doom Stole Mike’s Schtick About Battleship The Movie Game Thing…
G.I.JOE Trailer…FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!
Google Wants To Pay You To Know Which Porn Sites You Use On A Regular Basis
Oh My Grodd, Make It Stop, Corleone, Make It Stop!
Harry Potter, All 8 Movies In 60 Seconds
Aaaaand here’s the one you should listen to. Seriously, Port gets so drunk it’s hilariously offensive to everyone.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”
Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right?
This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.
Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so!
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Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition!:
Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!
Forgot to blog this last week, here’s some Friday morning time waste.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E3 “Shrimp Placenta Stew, Now That’s Good Eatin!”
So this is the description of the Because, Why Not? Podcast and honestly, what can I say about B,WN? Podcast that the critics haven’t already said? It doesn’t suck!
This crew is at it again for another week of debauchery, togetherness and karate for everyone! On this weeks show we discuss the XBOXLIVE demo games “The Darkness 2” and “Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning”, zombie guns, ukulele guy wanting his motherfucking movie check, how the media industry is screwing everyone and shrimp placenta. If this isn’t a show you can find something you know and love being discussed, then that show doesn’t exist!
Strap in, put on your headphones and make sure you turn off your speakers if your at work cause as per usual we don’t wanna hear about you getting in trouble cause we talked about craigslist rape and someone in the cubicle next to you didn’t like it.
Thanks again for stopping by and see y’all asses in about a week for more adventures with the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew!
Wanna play along at home and see what the hell it is we are talking about?
Well through the magic of technology here are the interactive show notes that you too can click on and enjoy just like we did!
Zombie Chainsaw Gun Is Dumb. SHUT UP, ITS FUCKING DUMB!
Videogame Companies Suck And Wanna Fuck You In The Used Bin
Symantec Got Hacked And Shows How Shitty They Are At Protecting Your Computer
Snooker Table? I Don’t Know
Kingdom Of Amular: Reckoning. GET MASS EFFECT 3 TOYS!!!!
Darkness 2 Demo On XBOX360
I don’t remember… any of this…