Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 19
”Port Has A Clit Like China…Not That China, The Other One!”
If the title isn’t enough to get your interested than please let me try and wet your whistle with other tidbits of goodness that might get you interested enough to listen to our humble little show.
On this weeks show we discuss people marrying pillows, old people doing highly illegal things that are super awesome and Activision/Treyarch are putting out yet another Call Of Duty game and nobody is the least bit surprised. Oh man we got games, we got jokes, we got movies and more to talk about and we might not even get to all them cause the opinions are hot and everyone is feeling mouthy this week, except Muno who only want to put things in his mouth and steps away from the mic a whole bunch this episode haha!
Join us on another NOT SAFE FOR WORK episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”
Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella!
What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins.
This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.
NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!
Also Snoop Dogg is gay.
Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!
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POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P
Or it may, in fact, be a duck.
Because, Why Not? Podcast is back bitches! Episode 16 all up in ya!
We have lost a dear friend of the podcast, Jermaine is no longer with us. And by lost we mean we cant find him anywhere. He wandered off into the Everglades and I’ll be damned if I’m going in there to pull his ass out! Bros before hoes and all that but there are alligators and anacondas all up in that bitch so, love ya man, but good luck cause I aint even gonna try!
Anyhow we are back and with us this week is Muno who will be joining the crew from this day forth! Welcome Muno and as always we have the regular assholes you’ve already come to know and love returning in the form of other white guy Blehman, and our resident homosexual, Port! She loves the pussy! But don’t we all?
We be talking bout games and movies and all kinds of other bullshit this week for our triumphant return and as per usual it is completely NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the ride as we come to you in super hi-fi mono so you can now listen in one earphone and still pretend you are paying attention to the assholes talking to you in the office without them being any wiser!
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LEGO R2D2 IS SO CUTE!!!
MICHEAL BAY SET TO RUIN NINJA TURTLES
GANDOLF WONT LET THEM PASS!
VIDEO GAME RUMORS: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM HARLEY QUINN DLC
KINEST STAR WARS SUCKS. TELL US SOMETHING WE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW
MY I FORCE THIS IN YOU..ER UM, MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU..I MEAN…
SHOOT SPACE MENS TO THE MOON WITH MUCH FUEL
SONIC CANCER GENE THINGY FOR SMART PEOPLE
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THEN TO CLICK THIS LINK
OH JAPANESE PEOPLE, YOU SO CRAZY!!!
Because,Why Not? Podcast Episode 15 “Yo Dog, Ima Hit Dat Shit!”
Lots of fuckery going on this week as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew (Mike, Jermaine and Scott) knock another one out of the park, while Port is sidelined with the poops and couldn’t make it to the show this week. Hope everything comes out…okay, lol!
On this weeks episode we learn a lot about the inner workings of Mikes brain….RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Lots of neat things happening in gaming this week with some big announcements (Assassins Creed 3!!!) and some not so big announcements, or at least ones that kind fell flat (Dragons Age anime). Meteors, warp drives and listener questions are but some of the topics we tackle on The Official GeekVariety.com podcast; Because,Why Not?
Put on your headphones or plug in your idevice and have a listen as we geek the fuck out about all the things that matter to us and that nobody else even gives a shit about :D
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This weeks episode is dedicated to Ralph McQuarrie, famed concept artist who gave STAR WARS life, and lost his this past week.
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WE ALL GONNA DIE!
MARIO BROS PORTALS!
REJECTED STAR WARS ITEMS
DEADLIEST WEAPONS: WARP DRIVE
MEN IN BLACK 3 PREVIEW TRAILER
DRAGON AGE ANIME…yawn
TOPHER GRACE MADE AN 85 MINUTE STAR WARS PREQUEL EDIT?
READ A FREE COMIC BOOK BY “30 DAYS OF NIGHT” AUTHOR STEVE NILES!
ASSASSINS CREED 3 CO-OP BITCHES!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS?
HAN SOLO IS CHOCOLATY AND SMOOTH LIKE LANDO NOW!
PRO-STARS WAS A CARTOON, THAT WAS ACTUALLY MADE, UGH.
I, in no way, endorse or support this podcast.
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 2 Episode 7 “Al al uh al uh alcohol!”
Jermaine is back and he’s brought the booze to get the party started!
You may not know it, but everybody on the podcast is always drunk but me and in this episode, it really shows! Horrible fake Australian accents and even worse demos are discussed this episode. How do we feel about the yearly cycle of video games, tune in and find out how we feel about yearly released game franchises and their effect on the future of gaming.
We have some hot sports opinions to share along with the usual nonsense we bring each week so strap on them headphones and get ready cause its gonna be a bumpy ride!
“Sweet bobbin afro!”
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BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST show notes play at home edition:
ALL DEAD MORMONS ARE NOW GAY!!!!
PINBALL PIONEER DIES, GAMING LOST A LUMINARY
SUPER NINTENDO GAMES ARE STILL BEING PUBLISHED? AWESOME!
CHECK YOUR EYES THE GALAXY EXPRESS WAY!
BILL MURRAY IS NOT GOING TO BE IN GHOSTBUSTERS!
NEW AVENGERS TRAILER
GOTHAM GASLIGHT: THE GAME THAT NEVER WAS!!!
THE GOVERNOR IS NOT GOING TO BE MERLE
GORILLAZ HAS A NEW VIDEO TO SELL SHOES….or something?
I in no way endorse this podcast or encourage anyone to listen to it.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E5 “Port Wants To Fuck Natalie Portman, But Then Again, Don’t We All?”
Hey everybody its Dr. Nick Riviera here for the B,WN? Podcast! I took off on the road this week cause Chief Wiggum wants to talk to me about some possibly illegal organ transplants, and things in Springfield were getting a little too hot to stick around!
I dropped by the B,WN? studio to listen in on all the Tom Foolery that was taking place and oh boy was I not disappointed!
This week the crew gets together and shoots the shit about some games demos on the XBOX360 (RAYMAN Origins, SONIC Generations) as well as discussing the finer points of some movie trailers that showed their faces at the Super Bowl. Also “Mikes Thing” is something that I could not have seen coming in a million years…oh good Grodd, brace yourself cause this is going to be a bumpy ride!
We also find out that Port apparently hates Chinese people in this episode! Okay, she doesn’t hate them, but when they get blown up she cant help but laugh cause she’s a horrible person.
Put on those fucking headphones cause we are about to get RAW, like Eddie Murphy style RAW up in this bitch, and if people get offended cause they hear the shit we are saying coming out of your car or your iphone or whatever, don’t come cryin to us that you got you ass beat!
If you would like to listen to this episode on the go, click [here] to download the mp3 version and put this sucker on your iphone, your android or your roxio music jammer with 128 megs of ear pounding storage!
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Chinese Man Attacked By Sewer Cover
Psychonauts 2? NERDGASM!!!!
Avengers Assemble Trailer!
Port Imagines Using Portals As Dildos…NOW THAT’S THINKING WITH PORTALS!
STAR WARS TV Show? Twillek Tits Or It Didn’t Happen
Geeks Of Doom Stole Mike’s Schtick About Battleship The Movie Game Thing…
G.I.JOE Trailer…FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!
Google Wants To Pay You To Know Which Porn Sites You Use On A Regular Basis
Oh My Grodd, Make It Stop, Corleone, Make It Stop!
Harry Potter, All 8 Movies In 60 Seconds
Aaaaand here’s the one you should listen to. Seriously, Port gets so drunk it’s hilariously offensive to everyone.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”
Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right?
This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.
Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so!
If you would like to download this weeks episode so you can listen on your preferred portable audio device, you can go [here] and click on one of the links on the left side of the page.
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Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!
Forgot to blog this last week, here’s some Friday morning time waste.
Because Why Not?! Season 2 Episode 1
“Underwater Cat Farts Are A Thing, Google It”
Hey everybody and thanks for joining us for yet another fun filled, fantastic, frantic and often times phallic episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
We are starting off season 2 and 2012 with a fucking bang here! The new year is bringing many new things to the podcast, the first of which is an ongoing feature tentatively named “Demo Crew” (til we figure out something better) where we as a group play a handful of new game demos each week and tell you why they suck!
The new year is going to bring lots of changes to the show as we grow and progress but you can count on at least two things staying the same, Mike will be an asshole and Port wont kiss any boys! We are nothing if not consistent :D
Anyhow come join us as we frolic about and discuss things that really matter, like how can you see a cat fart? and stuff.
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Reddit is going to black out the internet! NOOOOOOOO!
I fucking hate Napoleon Dynamite
I don’t need a good reason to post this, he is reason enough!
Tom Hanks liked Skyrim when it was still just Dungeons and Dragons
Oh Michelle, what happened baby?! Well, I’ll always have Batman
Wes Anderson has yet another remake of all of his movies coming out soon
Gina Carano does not have a dick! Jermaine, you’re fucking retarded!
We totally forgot to talk about CHRONICLE but you can still watch this trailer
Answer Me Jesus is just as awesome as it sounds
You really shouldn’t listen to this.
Listener: Maybe you should promote the podcast with the line “Everybody Hates Mike.”
That’s a great suggestion. Maybe follow that up with “because them bitches can’t keep up with my swag.”
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