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19th October 2011

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I was born into a world where I never had to learn to do anything for myself.

All of my needs are filled by consuming goods that are shipped in from across the world, made by people I’ll never meet. I have never had to learn how to hunt, fish, grow crops, or fix mechanical devices. All of these things are done by others for me for a nominal fee.

I live in a world where anything I could ever want or need is a mouse click or google search away. I live in a world where every basic fact I could ever want to learn is accessible from a phone.

When the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, I will be unprepared for what follows. I will follow people like sheep into large cities and be turned into a zombie with the rest of them.

Or I’ll follow my fool-proof “zombie escape plan,” and make it up north to the frozen tundra, only to die of malnutrition once I run out of food and clean water. Or I won’t even make it that far, and I’ll die on the road like the helpless son of a bitch that I am.

I am the 99%

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30th September 2011

Photo reblogged from Qu'est-ce Que J D? with 17 notes

rljd:

sorry i am a dick, internet, but let us be serious for one second here.

rljd:

sorry i am a dick, internet, but let us be serious for one second here.

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