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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”
Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella!
What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins.
This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.
NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!Also Snoop Dogg is gay.
Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!
POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P
BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!
TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS
OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
Or it may, in fact, be a duck.
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Because,Why Not? Podcast Episode 15 “Yo Dog, Ima Hit Dat Shit!”
Lots of fuckery going on this week as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew (Mike, Jermaine and Scott) knock another one out of the park, while Port is sidelined with the poops and couldn’t make it to the show this week. Hope everything comes out…okay, lol!
On this weeks episode we learn a lot about the inner workings of Mikes brain….RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Lots of neat things happening in gaming this week with some big announcements (Assassins Creed 3!!!) and some not so big announcements, or at least ones that kind fell flat (Dragons Age anime). Meteors, warp drives and listener questions are but some of the topics we tackle on The Official GeekVariety.com podcast; Because,Why Not?
Put on your headphones or plug in your idevice and have a listen as we geek the fuck out about all the things that matter to us and that nobody else even gives a shit about :D
DIRECT DOWNLOAD: [HERE]
This weeks episode is dedicated to Ralph McQuarrie, famed concept artist who gave STAR WARS life, and lost his this past week.
Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition:
WE ALL GONNA DIE!
MARIO BROS PORTALS!
REJECTED STAR WARS ITEMS
DEADLIEST WEAPONS: WARP DRIVE
MEN IN BLACK 3 PREVIEW TRAILER
DRAGON AGE ANIME…yawn
TOPHER GRACE MADE AN 85 MINUTE STAR WARS PREQUEL EDIT?
READ A FREE COMIC BOOK BY “30 DAYS OF NIGHT” AUTHOR STEVE NILES!
ASSASSINS CREED 3 CO-OP BITCHES!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS?
HAN SOLO IS CHOCOLATY AND SMOOTH LIKE LANDO NOW!
PRO-STARS WAS A CARTOON, THAT WAS ACTUALLY MADE, UGH.
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The Because, Why Not? Podcast (The official GeekVariety.com podcast) wants to hear from you! Do you have any questions you want to ask the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew?
We are taking questions about anything and everything you can think of relating to the geek lifestyle, cosplay, comic books, movies, video games, tv shows or whatever in the hell else you want to ask us about so you can hear us thoughtfully answer your questions with a degree of professionalism and quality you wont find on other podcasts.
Sadly that degree is pretty low cause we aren’t terribly professional and the quality is pretty bad across the board, so yeah, there’s that. You get what you pay for is I believe the old saying ;P
Anyhow hit up the [ask box] on the shows main page or use the one [here] and drop us a line. Hell if you’re lucky and your question/comment/snarky appraisal of our fashion sense (or lack there of) is good enough we may even make it into an entire section of the podcast like we did last week with 1takejakes question.
We record Wednesday so get any questions, queries or comments in before 6pm Eastern time so we can address your many wonderful concerns about our complete lack of talent and horrible singing voices.
OH SNAP I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! You can email us at BecauseWhyNotPodcast@gmail.com. Port wanted me to remind you all that if you send in pictures of your tits, we will definitely look at them and say thanks in a return email message. That is all :P
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The Because, Why Not? Podcast (The official GeekVariety.com podcast) wants to hear from you! Do you have any questions you want to ask the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew?
We are taking questions about anything and everything you can think of relating to the geek lifestyle, cosplay, comic books, movies, video games, tv shows or whatever in the hell else you want to ask us about so you can hear us thoughtfully answer your questions with a degree of professionalism and quality you wont find on other podcasts.
Sadly that degree is pretty low cause we aren’t terribly professional and the quality is pretty bad across the board, so yeah, there’s that. You get what you pay for is I believe the old saying ;P
Anyhow hit up the [ask box] on the shows main page or use the one [here] and drop us a line. Hell if you’re lucky and your question/comment/snarky appraisal of our fashion sense (or lack there of) is good enough we may even make it into an entire section of the podcast like we did last week with 1takejakes question.
We record Wednesday so get any questions, queries or comments in before 6pm Eastern time so we can address your many wonderful concerns about our complete lack of talent and horrible singing voices.
OH SNAP I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! You can email us at BecauseWhyNotPodcast@gmail.com. Port wanted me to remind you all that if you send in pictures of your tits, we will definitely look at them and say thanks in a return email message. That is all :P
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Because, Why Not? Season 2 Episode 2 “Everybody Is Gay But Scott”
Holy shit has it been two episodes on schedule in a row already? I know its hard to believe but the entire B,WN? Podcast crew is back for another show two weeks in a row and its not terrible!
This week we talk about game demos that sucked, SOPA and PIPA being real big piles of shit and what Anonymous did to strike back against the Megaupload takedown! We also find out this week that everyone on the podcast except Scott is apparently gay. Mike I kinda had my suspicions about, but Jermaine? CRAZY!!!
Oh man do we got some fun for you guys, so put on your headphones cause the things we say will get you fired if your boss hears them! You’ve been warned, now download this fucker or stream it and enjoy roughly an hour of the Because,Why Not? Podcast crew making total asses of themselves all for your listening pleasure.Audio on todays show by The Gallows “London is the Reason” off their record GREY BRITAIN
B,WN? Play at home edition! (show notes)
Picard has something very important he wants to share with you :D
The Federal Government of the United States of America goes globe trotting
Detention of the Dead movie trailer
RESIDENT EVIL “Alice gets a new vagina installed on her forehead”
Goddamn Kids These Days Are Fucking Stupid
Stallone is Chuck Norris’s bitch!
More Bullshit Where The Government Is Chipping Away At The Common Good
ANONYMOUS, I Fucking Love You!If you would like to download the show to play on a portable audio player please hit the link [here] and chose one of the options on the left side of the page for downloading.
Ugh, another one of these? You guys really need to let it go, it’s not working out.
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Because, Why Not? Podcast: I Just Got A Nasty Gram In My Email Box →
As the BECAUSE,WHY NOT? Podcast grows, so does the flow of questions into our email and ask box. So far things have been kinda slow cause we are just starting out and people are just getting to know us, but I expect things will pick up in the coming months.
So far the response to B,WN? has been…
Yay, hate mail! That means we’re doing something right.
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Because Why Not?! Season 2 Episode 1
“Underwater Cat Farts Are A Thing, Google It”Hey everybody and thanks for joining us for yet another fun filled, fantastic, frantic and often times phallic episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
We are starting off season 2 and 2012 with a fucking bang here! The new year is bringing many new things to the podcast, the first of which is an ongoing feature tentatively named “Demo Crew” (til we figure out something better) where we as a group play a handful of new game demos each week and tell you why they suck!
The new year is going to bring lots of changes to the show as we grow and progress but you can count on at least two things staying the same, Mike will be an asshole and Port wont kiss any boys! We are nothing if not consistent :D
Anyhow come join us as we frolic about and discuss things that really matter, like how can you see a cat fart? and stuff.
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott HallWE NOW HAVE SHOW NOTES SO YOU CAN PLAY ALONG WITH US!
Reddit is going to black out the internet! NOOOOOOOO!
I fucking hate Napoleon Dynamite
I don’t need a good reason to post this, he is reason enough!
Tom Hanks liked Skyrim when it was still just Dungeons and Dragons
Oh Michelle, what happened baby?! Well, I’ll always have Batman
Wes Anderson has yet another remake of all of his movies coming out soon
Gina Carano does not have a dick! Jermaine, you’re fucking retarded!
We totally forgot to talk about CHRONICLE but you can still watch this trailer
Answer Me Jesus is just as awesome as it sounds
You really shouldn’t listen to this.
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We now have 3 listeners. And a suggestion:
Listener: Maybe you should promote the podcast with the line “Everybody Hates Mike.”
That’s a great suggestion. Maybe follow that up with “because them bitches can’t keep up with my swag.”
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We have feedback from our listener.
- Listener: I was going to ask you who was that guy who like to mess with you on the podcast.
- Me: Mike is a lovable trolling bastard, asshole, dickface who keeps ragging on my boobs.
- Listener: Now I know. He wasn't so lovable before but, now that I know he's your friend, I'll maybe be on my way to liking him.
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