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23rd April 2012

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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”

Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella! 

What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins. 

This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.

NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!

Also Snoop Dogg is gay.

Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!

PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES! 

POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P 

BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!

POTTERMORE!!!!!!

NEW CRYENGINE FOOTAGE LOOKS PRETTY DOPE. PLAN ON A NEW MORTGAGE TO AFFORD GRAPHICS CARDS ABLE TO PLAY IT.

TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS

OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

CREST ANAL BLEACH! FOR WHITER, TIGHTER…UGH, NEVERMIND.

DAMN THEY UGLY, BUT I WOULD SOOOO WEAR THEM! 

Or it may, in fact, be a duck.

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10th February 2012

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Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”

Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right? 

This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.

Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so! 

If you would like to download this weeks episode so you can listen on your preferred portable audio device, you can go [here] and click on one of the links on the left side of the page.

This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall

Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition!:
Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet 
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!

Forgot to blog this last week, here’s some Friday morning time waste.

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10th January 2012

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We now have 3 listeners. And a suggestion:

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Listener: Maybe you should promote the podcast with the line “Everybody Hates Mike.”

That’s a great suggestion. Maybe follow that up with “because them bitches can’t keep up with my swag.”

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21st December 2011

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We have feedback from our listener.

  • Listener: I was going to ask you who was that guy who like to mess with you on the podcast.
  • Me: Mike is a lovable trolling bastard, asshole, dickface who keeps ragging on my boobs.
  • Listener: Now I know. He wasn't so lovable before but, now that I know he's your friend, I'll maybe be on my way to liking him.

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