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Rick Perry Announces That He Will Run As Jesus Christ For President
Rick Perry, doing his Michelle Bachmann impression.
Dateline: Houston, TX
In a confusing move following yesterday’s prayer rally at Reliant Stadium, where he called upon God to “do his frigging job and start fixin[sic] this country,” Rick Perry today announced that he, with Jesus talking through him, would run for President of the United States.
