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23rd April 2012

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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”

Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella! 

What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins. 

This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.

NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!

Also Snoop Dogg is gay.

Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!

PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES! 

POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P 

BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!

POTTERMORE!!!!!!

NEW CRYENGINE FOOTAGE LOOKS PRETTY DOPE. PLAN ON A NEW MORTGAGE TO AFFORD GRAPHICS CARDS ABLE TO PLAY IT.

TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS

OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

CREST ANAL BLEACH! FOR WHITER, TIGHTER…UGH, NEVERMIND.

DAMN THEY UGLY, BUT I WOULD SOOOO WEAR THEM! 

Or it may, in fact, be a duck.

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1st March 2012

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Wear tight pants.
Dating advice from my male friends (via portportport)

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10th February 2012

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Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”

Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right? 

This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.

Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so! 

If you would like to download this weeks episode so you can listen on your preferred portable audio device, you can go [here] and click on one of the links on the left side of the page.

This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall

Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition!:
Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet 
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!

Forgot to blog this last week, here’s some Friday morning time waste.

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20th January 2012

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Because, Why Not? Season 2 Episode 2 “Everybody Is Gay But Scott”

Holy shit has it been two episodes on schedule in a row already? I know its hard to believe but the entire B,WN? Podcast crew is back for another show two weeks in a row and its not terrible! 

This week we talk about game demos that sucked, SOPA and PIPA being real big piles of shit and what Anonymous did to strike back against the Megaupload takedown! We also find out this week that everyone on the podcast except Scott is apparently gay. Mike I kinda had my suspicions about, but Jermaine? CRAZY!!!

Oh man do we got some fun for you guys, so put on your headphones cause the things we say will get you fired if your boss hears them! You’ve been warned, now download this fucker or stream it and enjoy roughly an hour of the Because,Why Not? Podcast crew making total asses of themselves all for your listening pleasure.

Audio on todays show by The Gallows “London is the Reason” off their record GREY BRITAIN 

B,WN? Play at home edition! (show notes)

Picard has something very important he wants to share with you :D
The Federal Government of the United States of America goes globe trotting
Detention of the Dead movie trailer
RESIDENT EVIL “Alice gets a new vagina installed on her forehead”
Goddamn Kids These Days Are Fucking Stupid
Stallone is Chuck Norris’s bitch!  
More Bullshit Where The Government Is Chipping Away At The Common Good
ANONYMOUS, I Fucking Love You!

If you would like to download the show to play on a portable audio player please hit the link [here] and chose one of the options on the left side of the page for downloading.

Ugh, another one of these? You guys really need to let it go, it’s not working out.

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13th January 2012

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Because Why Not?! Season 2 Episode 1
“Underwater Cat Farts Are A Thing, Google It” 

Hey everybody and thanks for joining us for yet another fun filled, fantastic, frantic and often times phallic episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast! 

We are starting off season 2 and 2012 with a fucking bang here! The new year is bringing many new things to the podcast, the first of which is an ongoing feature tentatively named “Demo Crew” (til we figure out something better) where we as a group play a handful of new game demos each week and tell you why they suck! 

The new year is going to bring lots of changes to the show as we grow and progress but you can count on at least two things staying the same, Mike will be an asshole and Port wont kiss any boys! We are nothing if not consistent :D 

Anyhow come join us as we frolic about and discuss things that really matter, like how can you see a cat fart? and stuff.  

This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall

WE NOW HAVE SHOW NOTES SO YOU CAN PLAY ALONG WITH US! 

Reddit is going to black out the internet! NOOOOOOOO!
I fucking hate Napoleon Dynamite
I don’t need a good reason to post this, he is reason enough!
Tom Hanks liked Skyrim when it was still just Dungeons and Dragons
Oh Michelle, what happened baby?! Well, I’ll always have Batman
Wes Anderson has yet another remake of all of his movies coming out soon
Gina Carano does not have a dick! Jermaine, you’re fucking retarded!
We totally forgot to talk about CHRONICLE but you can still watch this trailer
Answer Me Jesus is just as awesome as it sounds

You really shouldn’t listen to this.

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10th January 2012

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We now have 3 listeners. And a suggestion:

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Listener: Maybe you should promote the podcast with the line “Everybody Hates Mike.”

That’s a great suggestion. Maybe follow that up with “because them bitches can’t keep up with my swag.”

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21st December 2011

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We have feedback from our listener.

  • Listener: I was going to ask you who was that guy who like to mess with you on the podcast.
  • Me: Mike is a lovable trolling bastard, asshole, dickface who keeps ragging on my boobs.
  • Listener: Now I know. He wasn't so lovable before but, now that I know he's your friend, I'll maybe be on my way to liking him.

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